- A lot of times, you'll get something free out of it, usually a nice healthy breakfast and a spiffy t-shirt that probably won't be so spiffy by the end of the day if you choose to wear it.
- It's a chance for you to reconnect with your friends.
- It's a chance for you to connect with new people.
- You get a great workout and a nice suntan at the same time.
- You get a crash course reminding you which insects will bite and sting you and which plants will make you itchy for the next three days.
- You'll acquire enough old tires to set up tire-swings at every elementary in your county.
- If you're lucky enough to find a meth lab, you get the privilege of cracking down on crime.
- You'll get to see lots of animals (no guarantee that they'll be cute and fluffy or even alive).
- You get to take the worlds most AMAZING shower afterwards.
- You find some really weird stuff, like blood sacrifices preserved in jars.
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| Just kidding! It's actually just really old elderberry jelly. |
So my question to you: What's the weirdest thing you've ever picked up?
And my challenge to you: Volunteer at your next local clean-up. If not for the amazing reasons that I posted, then for the planet and all the creatures (including yourself) that have to live here.


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