Step 43: Be Single for Valentine's Day

Sorry to all my friends with significant others, but this year I've gotta help all my single buddies out there! There's loads of things for the unattached woman or man to do this holiday:

• Go to Howl at the Moon's Love Sux Party at 5 pm tonight
• Go to Smiley's Wheel of Men at the Vogue in Broad Ripple tonight from 8-10.
• Race in the Single's Dash tomorrow morning at 9 am.
• Go see The Vagina Monologues, or some other performance that promotes women's rights.
• Girls, go see a romantic movie that you could never drag your boyfriend to.
• Guys, go to a strip club that you could never drag your girlfriend to.
• Go to a bar or club with a group of your friends.
• Give your parents a Valentine's gift.
• Play a Valentine's Day drinking game.
• Girls, buy your own box of chocolate because you can probably pick out something better than your boyfriend can.
• Guys, buy your own box of chocolates because we all know you can eat a whole box just as well (if not better) than us girls.
• Go to the zoo. What? Animals are cute.
• Stick pins in a voodoo doll representing your ex.
• Bake cookies.
• Girls, go get a mani-peid-facial-massage.
• Guys, go get a mani-pedi-facial-massage. Trust us, they feel WONDERFUL!
• Volunteer and/or do something nice for someone else.
• Go to Build-a-Bear and make your own Valentine's Day Bear.
• Do finger painting.

So my question to you: What are some other fun things for single people to do on Valentine's Day/Valentine's Day Weekend?
And my challenge to you: Try not to be too bummed if you're single this year. I know sometimes you just want to have someone, but there are all kinds of perks to being single. And eventually, you will find someone. Heck, you may be lucky enough to find 24 cats! :3